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{\an8}[theme music playing]
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Reba, I got your message
that you wanted to see me.
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This is the first time
that's ever happened.
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I got you a card.
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I need your help.
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[gasps] That is so wonderful.
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Oh! I should've got a second card.
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Monday morning I have
a job interview with Dolly Majors
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Dolly Majors?
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[gasps] The real estate agent
whose face is on every bus bench in town?
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Oh, Reba, she is bigger
than that lawyer, Mr. Accidente.
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I know. And since you're my only
real estate client,
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I need a letter of recommendation.
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Oh, I'd love to.
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Oh, I already have three poems
about you that I could use.
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[breathes heavily] Reba's hair
is red. Violets are blue.
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If Brock ever left me, I'd marry you.
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[mouthing, inaudible]
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Actually, I took the liberty
and typed something up.
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- All you need to do is sign it.
- Okay.
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You can leave off the smiley unicorn,
if you don't mind.
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[Jake] Heads up!
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- I'm on it. Go long.
- Stop.
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- Jake, get in here.
- Yeah, but first go long.
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Give that to me. Jake!
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How many times do I have to tell you
not to throw things in the house?
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Now, get outside and play.
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But the sun, it burns.
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Get.
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This letter is so cold and impersonal.
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It sounds like we hardly
even know each other.
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I know.
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You know, this doesn't fully
represent what is in my heart.
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So if you don't mind,
I'm gonna give it the Barbra Jean touch.
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[doorbell rings]
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Had to call her. Had to invite her over.
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You got rocks in your head, Reba.
That's what you got.
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I'm serious, Barbra Jean.
This interview is huge.
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And I only have two days
to get ready for it.
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Hi. I'm Dolly Majors.
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But... but I thought
the interview was Monday.
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Rule 1 of real estate:
expect the unexpected.
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I like to schedule an interview one day,
and then just pop in on another.
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I'll tell Ms. Reba you're here.
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[Reba] Ha, hey!
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{\an8}♪ My roots are planted in the past ♪
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{\an8}♪ Though my life is changing fast ♪
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♪ Who I am is who I want to be ♪
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{\an8}♪ A single mom who works too hard ♪
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♪ Who loves her kids and never stops ♪
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{\an8}♪ With gentle hands
And the heart of a fighter ♪
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{\an8}♪ I'm a survivor ♪
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{\an8}[theme music playing]
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It is okay that I popped in, isn't it?
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{\an8}Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's fine.
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{\an8}It's just I'm not dressed,
and the house is a mess.
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{\an8}Couldn't we schedule a time
for you to pop in?
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{\an8}Well, then I wouldn't get to see
who you are under pressure.
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{\an8}And so far, you're as jumpy
as a flea on a hot brick.
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{\an8}No, I'm... I'm fine. Come in. Sit down.
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{\an8}I'm sorry the house is
so messy. I have kids.
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{\an8}[Barbra] Reba?
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{\an8}She's not one of 'em.
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{\an8}Oh. Hello.
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{\an8}Hi.
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{\an8}If you don't leave now, this will be
the moment you'll regret forever.
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{\an8}Hi. I'm Barbra Jean.
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{\an8}Dolly Majors.
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{\an8}Oh, my gosh.
It's like lookin' in a tiny mirror.
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[mouthing]
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{\an8}Yeah. Dolly popped in just as you
were poppin' out. Bye-bye now.
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{\an8}Reba, are you kidding? This is perfect.
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{\an8}Why write a letter when I can give Dolly
my recommendation in person?
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'Cause you're less crazy
on paper then you are in person.
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[laughs] Now, Dolly.
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Reba sold a condo for us,
and I just have to tell you,
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she is the best real estate agent
in the world.
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Well, that is good to know.
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[chuckles] She's not through talkin'.
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Now, Brock and I wanted to help
her out after she lost her job.
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She didn't actually lose it.
She got fired.
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She called her boss a monkey's butt.
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She's kind of got a little problem
with her temper, you know.
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See? I bet you dollars to doughnuts
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this would not have come up
in my office on Monday.
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Cheyenne, quit nagging me about
not workin'. I just got paid $25.
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That means
selling my blood counts as a job.
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And who is this ambitious young man?
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I'm... I'm... I'm Van.
And... I'm a little dizzy.
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Oh, my gosh, it's Dolly Majors.
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This is so weird. Mom has
an interview with you on Monday.
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[chuckles] It's been
rescheduled to right now.
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Oh. Oh. Okay, well,
we'll get out of your hair.
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- Thank you.
- Yeah, we don't wanna blow this for you.
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Yeah. 'Cause let's face it,
it's a long shot, anyway.
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You know, we are just so appreciative
that you've given her this interview.
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I mean, who else would
give a woman her age
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with no experience a chance? [laughs]
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- Knock 'em dead, Mrs. H.
- Yeah, good luck.
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Oh, sorry about that, Doll.
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[loud rock music playing]
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- [shouting] What's that?
- That's her daughter Kyra.
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Yeah, she's fallen prey
to the rock-and-roll lifestyle.
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Van, tell Kyra to knock it off.
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[Van] Kyra, turn down that devil music!
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[music stops]
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[laughs] Sorry about that, Dolly.
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Well, you wanted to pop in,
see the real me. So, this is it.
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It's also the reason,
if you hire me, I'll never go home.
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Rule 2 of real estate: be yourself.
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Heck, I have an Uncle Floyd
that can spit his glass eye in the air
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- and catch it on the second bounce.
- oh.
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[laughs]
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Well, Dolly, she should be herself,
because she is great.
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She's Reba. She's "unbelieve-aba."
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I only wish she'd been a real estate agent
when I bought my house down the street.
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Wait. You did not buy
that old colonial house with the bad...
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Uh, never mind.
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With the bad what? Is there something
wrong with my house?
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Oh, my God. Is it the roof?
Is it... is it the plumbing?
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Oh, toxic mold. Oh, my gosh, I've seen
that movie. That stuff can come to life.
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Well, maybe... maybe I should sell my house.
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Call me.
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Thank you. Oh, God.
Thank you so much. Huh.
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Oh, it's still warm.
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If she moves, I'll work for you for free.
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Rule 3 of real estate:
always look for the sale.
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Well, I just happen to be very good
at that. I'm a natural-born salesperson.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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I've been here five minutes. So far,
you haven't tried to sell me anything.
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I'd sell you my kids but...
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but nothing. I'd sell you my kids.
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Sell me your house.
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But I kind of use the house to live in.
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Well, I know that. It's a test.
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You wanna sell. Start sellin'.
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My record to make a sale
is 30 seconds. Go.
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- You're kiddin', right?
- Time's a'wastin'.
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The little diamond's catchin' up
to the big diamond.
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[clears throat] Okay.
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- I'm not gonna sell you this house.
- No?
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No. Anybody can sell you a house.
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What I'm sellin' is, uh,
a place to raise your children.
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A place where memories are made.
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A place to... to grow, to love, to live.
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No, ma'am, I don't sell houses.
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My name is Reba Hart, and I sell homes.
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And if I had a card, I'd pull one out
of my breasts and give it to you. [laughs]
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Rule 4: get to their hearts,
not their brains.
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- You got the job.
- Oh!
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And you are gonna be
the prettiest woman in the office.
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Oh. Second to you.
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Hey, we're not comparin'
apples and melons here.
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[laughs]
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But I got the job.
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I got the job right here
in my livin' room in my sweatpants.
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You know what? We should celebrate.
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I've been chillin' a bottle of champagne
just in case something good happens.
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It's a few years old,
but it's still bubbly.
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- Ain't we all?
- Yeah.
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Hey, Mom.
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I was outside playing with sticks
like some kind of cave boy,
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when I saw this on the porch
with my name on it.
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Uh, that's from me. I heard Reba
had a boy my grandson's age,
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so I brought you somethin'.
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That is so nice of you,
but you shouldn't have.
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A weapon. Cool!
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Oh, boy. A BB gun for a 10-year-old boy.
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You really shouldn't have.
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I learned to shoot when I was five.
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How do you think my Uncle Floyd
got that glass eye?
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I'm just kiddin'.
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Kids are so overprotected
these days, don't you think?
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Can I keep it, Mom?
I want to shoot a can off Van's head.
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- Well, I don't know. It--
- Please?
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Reba, one of my greatest joys
is givin' presents.
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You are not gonna deny
your new boss joy, are you?
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[mouthing] No.
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No, of course not.
And what I was gonna say is,
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I don't know any better way of celebratin'
than with a glass of champagne
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and... gunfire.
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Uh, honey, I'm gonna keep the BBs.
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And you take your gun upstairs
and memorize all the instructions,
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in English and in Spanish.
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Dolly, make yourself at home.
My house is your house.
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Just don't sell it, okay?
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Mom, Van came into the garage
and told my band to shut up.
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Yeah, write a song about it.
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Kyra, honey, I just needed you to
stop playin' long enough
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for me to get this job, which I got.
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- Way to go, Mom.
- How'd you do it? Was it pity?
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It was pity, wasn't it?
You are so lucky people pity you.
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Guys, go and keep Dolly
company while I get the champagne.
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Okay.
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Mom, seriously, my band has a gig tonight,
and you said we could practice here.
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Oh, honey, yeah, I did. But in my defense,
I'd had wine with dinner.
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Can't you practice at your dad's?
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Not since Barbra Jean
learned the words to our songs.
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And bought a tambourine.
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Well, look. You don't
need to practice your music.
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Just work on your attitude.
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You know,
how you hate authority. [snarling]
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Well, I gotta tell you, Dolly,
getting this job is a dream come true.
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Oh, we're excited too.
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Look at me. I'm shakin'.
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[Cheyenne laughing]
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Who's ready to celebrate?
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We are. We're buyin' a house.
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[pops]
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[screams]
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- You sold Van and Cheyenne a house?
- [Van] Mm-hmm.
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"It's another major sell by Dolly."
That's her slogan.
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You wouldn't believe
where she keeps these things.
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Shh.
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[mouthing words]
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Dolly, how did this happen?
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I don't know. Somehow
the subject of real estate came up.
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Yeah, and then she remembered this house
that was perfect for a young couple.
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I said, "We're a young couple."
the next thing you know,
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we're a young couple of homeowners.
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You hadn't even seen it yet.
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We don't need to see it, Mom.
The way Dolly described it,
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it was like we were there.
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- I just love the entryway. Mm-hmm.
- Oh, me, too.
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Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Well, have you given any
thought to how you're gonna pay for it?
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Of course. We're not clueless.
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Whatever's left of my football settlement
will go to the down payment.
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Okay. What about
the mortgage and insurance?
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Mrs. H.
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Red gold.
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Yeah, but still,
a new house is very expensive.
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Reba, it's not a house, it's a home.
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It's a place to grow, to love, to live.
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And puttin' young couples
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in a home of their own
is another one of my great joys.
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[chuckles] Well, who knew there'd
be so much joy here today?
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[door opens]
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Reba.
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Why would you tell Barbra Jean
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that our house is gonna
come to life and eat us?
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It wasn't Reba. It was her.
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Hi. I'm Dolly Majors.
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Don't we look like twins
separated at birth?
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Dolly, this is my ex-husband, Brock.
245
00:13:24,053 --> 00:13:28,307
No! You can't be old enough
to have two teenage daughters.
246
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Well, I... I work out.
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A... anyway, about our house, I--
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Speaking of houses, Van and Cheyenne
are buying a house of their own.
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- Yeah.
- Isn't that great?
250
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- Huh?
- Don't stop by without calling first.
251
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- Nope.
- Okay.
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Reba, can we see you in the kitchen?
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Sure. This is such a happy occasion,
we're gonna need more champagne.
254
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Or somethin' stronger.
255
00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:57,461
Seriously, you could be my mini-me.
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00:14:05,886 --> 00:14:07,846
Reba, why didn't you stop that woman?
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Because she's Dolly Majors.
She's unstoppable.
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Oh, come on. She's only human.
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With a smile that could light up Broadway.
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She's my new boss. If I ruin that sale,
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I could lose the job
I haven't even started yet.
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We have to do something.
We can't let those two buy a house.
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Brock, you're the father. Get in there
and forbid them from buying that house.
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- [murmurs]
- Oh, oh. Wait, wait.
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Be careful. Dolly's smart.
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Oh, yeah? And what am I?
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Be really careful.
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And don't worry about furniture.
Just borrow more than the house is worth
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and then spend the extra money
on whatever else you need.
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[Cheyenne] Oh.
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We should borrow three million dollars.
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We'll be rich.
273
00:14:54,018 --> 00:14:56,478
All right, Van, that's enough. Cheyenne.
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Your mother is completely
supportive of this deal.
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But as your father,
I'm afraid I'm against it.
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You keep sayin' it,
and I can't believe it's true.
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You are actually her father?
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00:15:10,159 --> 00:15:13,537
Well, if you're saying "nice job on
the moisturizing," thank you.
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Why don't we talk about this
over a glass of champagne?
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Not that you need anymore
sparkle in those blue eyes.
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[chuckles] Well, I guess
one glass couldn't hurt.
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Man, I hope Brock can handle this.
283
00:15:30,095 --> 00:15:33,599
When he gets around chesty blondes,
his brain goes on the fritz.
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I'm not worried about her.
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When you got a big gulp at home,
you don't look to sip from a thimble.
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You know what I'm sayin'?
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00:15:49,740 --> 00:15:51,283
Well, how'd it go?
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Great. We're buyin' a vacation home.
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- [gasps]
- What?
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- Yeah.
- Oh, my gosh. Is it a beach house?
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Can I sunbathe a la mode?
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- Brock, how did this happen?
- I don't know.
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Her voice took me to a place
where the angels live...
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- with golf course access.
- Yeah.
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Okay. Clearly this situation
needs to be handled
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by the only person here
with a lick of sense.
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00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:18,268
Is someone comin' over, Reba?
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Me. Now get out of here before she
sells you a piece of the moon.
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Yeah, come on, Barbra Jean. Let's find
a map and figure out where Costa Rica is.
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[trilling]
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So I can sublease warehouse space
for my band to practice whenever I want?
302
00:16:34,743 --> 00:16:37,162
You betcha. How much is your allowance?
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Kyra, you silly.
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You don't need a warehouse.
Honey, my garage is always open.
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- But you said--
- I said
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get out there in the garage
and rock and roll, dudes.
307
00:16:48,882 --> 00:16:51,260
It's getting late. We'd better
go sign those offer papers.
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00:16:51,260 --> 00:16:52,219
Oh, yeah.
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00:16:52,219 --> 00:16:54,179
Boy, this sure does bring back memories.
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You know, I remember
my first new home. [chuckles]
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Your dad and I had jobs,
we were makin' money,
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00:16:59,685 --> 00:17:02,062
but still there were
a hundred things that could go wrong.
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Like a leaky roof
and the plumbing and ants.
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00:17:05,691 --> 00:17:07,651
Oh, lordy, those ants.
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00:17:07,651 --> 00:17:11,030
- Well, what... what about spiders?
- Oh, lordy, those spiders!
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I hate spiders.
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00:17:14,199 --> 00:17:15,993
But you love the entryway.
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00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:17,870
Yes, I do.
319
00:17:18,954 --> 00:17:22,583
Oh. Cheyenne, I'm having
conflicting thoughts.
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You know I only like to have one!
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00:17:27,588 --> 00:17:28,547
What are we gonna do?
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00:17:29,715 --> 00:17:32,718
Honey, maybe we should just take
our time and think about this.
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00:17:32,718 --> 00:17:36,555
I think she's right. You two should
not jump into buying a house.
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00:17:36,555 --> 00:17:38,223
- They shouldn't?
- Of course not.
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00:17:38,223 --> 00:17:40,768
They should consult other
professionals in their area.
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00:17:40,768 --> 00:17:43,187
- I think that's a good idea.
- Like you, Reba.
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I think that's a bad idea.
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Don't get shy on me now.
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I consider you a valued employee,
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even though we haven't
signed the papers yet.
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00:17:50,986 --> 00:17:53,781
- I'm happy with the sale. Van's happy.
- Yeah.
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00:17:53,781 --> 00:17:56,075
But I wanna know if you're happy.
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00:17:57,326 --> 00:17:58,702
You think it's okay, Mom?
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00:17:59,453 --> 00:18:00,704
Well, I'd have to say
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00:18:00,704 --> 00:18:02,915
I memorized el manual.
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00:18:04,625 --> 00:18:06,877
Can I have the BBs and a pumpkin?
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00:18:13,050 --> 00:18:13,884
No.
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00:18:14,968 --> 00:18:16,804
Can't have a BB gun.
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00:18:16,804 --> 00:18:18,972
Can't wing a frisbee in the house.
340
00:18:19,515 --> 00:18:21,433
Were you ever a kid?
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00:18:24,686 --> 00:18:25,771
And no on the house too.
342
00:18:25,771 --> 00:18:29,024
What? Mrs. H, I've already
decorated it in my mind.
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00:18:30,150 --> 00:18:32,611
At least let me have the jungle room.
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00:18:35,614 --> 00:18:38,867
Look, I been lettin' everybody do
stuff that they shouldn't do
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just because I didn't wanna
go up against Dolly.
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00:18:42,412 --> 00:18:44,289
But that stops now.
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00:18:45,040 --> 00:18:47,042
You know what? She's right.
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00:18:47,042 --> 00:18:49,294
We're way too young to be grown-ups.
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00:18:49,294 --> 00:18:50,921
Come on. Let's go play with our baby.
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00:18:53,882 --> 00:18:56,677
You call that an entryway? [scoffs]
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00:18:57,386 --> 00:18:59,555
So I guess I should give this back to you.
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00:18:59,555 --> 00:19:01,723
Should I put that--
I'm... I'm just gonna hold it.
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00:19:06,061 --> 00:19:08,147
You just cost me a sale, Reba.
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00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:12,234
Well, Dolly, sellin' is important.
So are people.
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00:19:12,234 --> 00:19:15,195
And I don't think I could sell to anyone,
especially my kids,
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00:19:15,195 --> 00:19:17,281
if I didn't think it was a good idea.
357
00:19:17,906 --> 00:19:19,741
Even if it meant
I wasn't gonna get the job.
358
00:19:19,741 --> 00:19:22,077
Well, I thought you might feel that way.
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00:19:22,077 --> 00:19:25,831
I knew when I walked in that door you
were a person that cared about family.
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00:19:25,831 --> 00:19:27,791
And that's why I was testin' you.
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00:19:27,791 --> 00:19:29,668
- You were what?
- [laughs]
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00:19:29,668 --> 00:19:32,337
It was another test. I do that.
363
00:19:32,337 --> 00:19:35,716
Oh! You... you got me again.
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00:19:35,716 --> 00:19:38,927
You were testing to see
if I had character and integrity
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00:19:38,927 --> 00:19:40,846
and the backbone to stand up to my boss.
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00:19:40,846 --> 00:19:44,558
And you've got more backbone
than a beer-battered catfish.
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00:19:44,558 --> 00:19:45,851
Oh! Gosh.
368
00:19:47,102 --> 00:19:49,521
So I got the job? I passed the test!
369
00:19:49,521 --> 00:19:52,024
No! You flunked.
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00:19:52,858 --> 00:19:53,692
Excuse me?
371
00:19:53,692 --> 00:19:55,569
Reba, you are amazin'.
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00:19:55,569 --> 00:19:59,072
I mean, life throws you cow patties,
and you grow a garden.
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00:19:59,698 --> 00:20:03,744
But, hey, this is business.
It's a business I started in my garage
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00:20:03,744 --> 00:20:07,164
and built into the biggest
real estate empire in Houston.
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00:20:07,164 --> 00:20:10,500
I don't need a good person.
I need a shark.
376
00:20:11,126 --> 00:20:12,544
You're right. I'm not a shark.
377
00:20:13,170 --> 00:20:15,631
I'm more like one of those cute
little fish in finding nemo.
378
00:20:18,133 --> 00:20:22,471
I tell you what. I'm gonna recommend you
to any other agency in town.
379
00:20:22,971 --> 00:20:25,599
Maybe a few years might put some
rough edges on you,
380
00:20:25,599 --> 00:20:27,392
and then you can come talk to me.
381
00:20:27,392 --> 00:20:31,188
Oh, thank you very much. Hey, maybe one
of these days I'll sell you a house.
382
00:20:31,188 --> 00:20:32,105
[laughs]
383
00:20:33,899 --> 00:20:36,485
Oh, I just love your sense of humor.
384
00:20:36,485 --> 00:20:38,278
You're just that good.
385
00:20:39,780 --> 00:20:41,365
[Dolly cackles]
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00:20:41,365 --> 00:20:42,366
Bye-bye.
387
00:20:43,533 --> 00:20:46,370
Yeah, I'm startin' to see the resemblance
between her and Barbra Jean.
388
00:20:52,626 --> 00:20:55,045
[theme music playing]
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00:21:22,572 --> 00:21:24,992
{\an8}[voiceover] ACME! [coughing]